Bunch Of Fucking Grime Shit

Yeah I'm pretty clueless when it comes to this grime stuff. David sends me some random shit sometimes. I got these tracks from Matt over at damage control and he wants me to post them online so that's what I'm doing. Government Names has that dude Sean Downes who posts up about Roll Deep and a bunch of other UK fools I know nothing about. Sometimes I peep that shit but really I'm only vaguely familiar with any of this shit. The only artist I know out of these songs is Dizzie Rascal and that's only because magazines thought he was going to blow up but then they found out that kids in the US weren't shitting their pants like they had anticipated.

Fuck New York
Some song about how these rappers in the UK hate Yanks. I think its cute that dude is trying to act hard while telling you he's not a Fud. If you're going to use soft terminology just go soft all the way and just say fuddy duddy. Whatever though, this song is like the UK version of Rodney O and Joe Cooley. Homeboy also calls Tony Blair a homosexual.

Sway & Wonder - Call My Name
"Try and understand it even if you're too short to understand it at all." Yeah ok, I don't know who the fuck these guys are either. Actually the guy Sway was in the first song I posted. The song is about a dark dark place with a dark dark man. Maybe its about molesting or something, you never know with these Europeans but the Madonna sample makes me smile.

Dizzee Rascal - Arms House
If you can't tell by now I don't really know shit about any of this music. I've heard like 3 Dizzee Rascal songs, ever. My girlfriend has some two-step and garage records so I kind of understand the sound. Actually that's fucking bullshit, I don't know fuck about any of this weirdo British rap dance shit. Although I do know I'd rather hear them rap like this than copying generic ass NYC accents.

Dizzee Rascal - Respect Us
Another Dizzee Rascal song. About respect and stuff, you know the standard shit rap songs are made of. There are gun shots in the beat and that's pretty hard. I should probably listen to the song again and actually try and figure out just what in the fuck he's rapping about but I'm going to be lazy and not. Oh by the way I was just informed that this is a Bone/Tupac beat but since I think Bone Thugs fucking sucks ass and I don't really give a fuck about Tupac I didn't know that, so yeah there you go.